SPH revenue earning strategies

Say goodbye to my favorite homepage that has existed and accompanied me througout my university life. Why must it start asking for subscription fees 2 months before i graduate? Yawls. No more Andy Ho, Sumiko Tan, Ong Soh Chin or Karl Ho (Karl, btw is one of cleo's eligible bachelors) on a boring sunday in hall. No more ogling at +hot bods. No more singapore prime time "Family of 4 committed suicide" "Casino or cash-NO" "NUS as the MOST prestigious TOP 20 university listed in London Times". No more foreign news on "The nukes north koreans" "Taiwan-Bian's self-shooting campaign" "Forbes richest 2nd richest Hong Konger Richard Lee Ka Shing" "Boeing Scandalous Scandals". No more my-local home news "Anwar forming new anal opposition party" "Orang Utans found in Malaysia" and all the blahs.

SPH decision is so wrong! :'( It will deprieve poor students like me the joy to read newspaper in the morning. Deprieve me of my morning knowledge-coffee!

Sigh. Let loose.

Looks like the only option is CNA. Diana Ser took away james lye but now, i will have to rely on her for my daily dosage of drugs. gasp.

Maybe i should just lurk around Blk C blk head's room every morning and steal the cookies block newspaper. Hmmn. Sounds like a good idea, ya?